windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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