There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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