who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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