Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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