My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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