.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she peed on how many people?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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