IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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