oh fat girl friday strikes again...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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