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(646): View more from New York

We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.

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She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.

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(310): View more from California

Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.

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(646): View more from New York

The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.

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(757): View more from Virginia

If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans

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