He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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