so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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