The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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