i think i have herpe
just one?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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