i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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