I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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