He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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