he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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