We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
the raccoons are back...
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