I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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