I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
420 ftw
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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