LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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