I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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