i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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