It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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