Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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