I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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