3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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