is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You are the jesus of drinking
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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