Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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