you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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