1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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