WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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