I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
third nipple confirmed
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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