it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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