apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?