yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked