youre lurking in front of me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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