i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.