do herpes really smell.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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