i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You made out with two different species that night
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
