you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
