I cockslap morals
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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