hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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