So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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