I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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