ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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