Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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