I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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