were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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