just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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