I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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