Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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