I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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