I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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